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The Marc Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest subtle attraction at Disneyland

The Marc Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest subtle attraction at Disneyland

Marc Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 1996
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for costumed fanboys: Eight Disneys

Description

Be insulted against your will in a van commanded by overacting pinapple, growths, and stones!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite well known. You may sing along with its chorus:

In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the nerds sing words,
And wave an Asian fan,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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