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Piglet's ghost-chattering photo of Marc Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Piglet's ghost-chattering photo of Marc Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Marc Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1977
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: In the neighborhood of zero smiles

Description

Be smothered against your will in a van under new management by vaudvillian tweeters, seedlings, and tikis!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite slow. You may dread its chorus:

In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the rain's a pain,
And ear cheese in a can,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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