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The Ludwig Disney's Enchanted Tiki Mesa attraction, privately considered to be the worst bloody attraction at Disneyland

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Ludwig Disney's Enchanted Tiki Mesa

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 6, 1994
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 11 minutes by boat)
FASTPASS available: No
Seldom favored by: Tweens

Description

Be smothered for the enjoyment of others in a mesa commanded by robotic ostriches, vines, and statues!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite soft. You may remember its chorus:

In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki mesa,
In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki mesa,
All the jokes are chokes,
And sell pop by the case-a,
In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki mesa.

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