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The John Disney's Pagan Tiki Room train during refurbishment

Pictured: The John Disney's Pagan Tiki Room train during refurbishment

John Disney's Pagan Tiki Room

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 1, 1975
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Two Mickeys (from Pierre)

Description

Be insulted as usual in a room surrounded by overacting robots, seedlings, and statues!

Theme Song

This train's theme song is quite popular. You may fear its chorus:

In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
All the nerds sing words,
And the ladders croon,
In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.

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