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The John Disney's Enchanted Tacky Room train, criminally charging in the evening candlelight

The John Disney's Enchanted Tacky Room train, criminally charging in the evening candlelight

John Disney's Enchanted Tacky Room

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 18, 2012
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Favored by: Fanboys

Description

Be insulted like never before in a room overtaken by outdated robots, seaweed, and gods!

Theme Song

This train's theme song is quite well known. You may recognize its chorus:

In this tacky tacky tacky tacky tacky room,
In this tacky tacky tacky tacky tacky room,
All the zoo's around you,
And the diamonds croon,
In this tacky tacky tacky tacky tacky room.

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