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The John Disney's Enchanted Quiet Room attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst black attraction at Disneyland

The John Disney's Enchanted Quiet Room attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst black attraction at Disneyland

John Disney's Enchanted Quiet Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 2013
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 875 feet
Targeted at: Grandparents

Description

Be overwhelmed against your will in a room festooned with showtune-spouting birds, pollen, and statues!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite famous. You may recognize its chorus:

In our quiet quiet quiet quiet quiet room,
In our quiet quiet quiet quiet quiet room,
All the guests are pests,
And the sons croon,
In our quiet quiet quiet quiet quiet room.

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