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The Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland

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Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1977
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Be insulted to the limit in a van inhabited by vaudvillian emus, seeds, and Hawaiians!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite dangerous. You may dread its chorus:

In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the lava is guava,
And spray on a tan,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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