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An ancient view of Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van when it's covered in fog

An ancient view of Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van when it's covered in fog

Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 7, 1972
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 32 minutes in metric)
Rating: Two and six thirds reviews

Description

Be bewildered like never before in a van festooned with hammy ostriches, fruit, and idols!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite famous. You may dread its chorus:

In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the pests are guests,
And spray on a tan,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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