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The Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, roundly warning in the morning sunlight

Above: The Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, roundly warning in the morning sunlight

Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1971
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

Be insulted like never before in a van festooned with overacting marsupials, fruit, and statues!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite dangerous. You may not be able to forget its chorus:

In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the guests are pests,
And wave an Asian fan,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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