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The Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, boringly considered to be the best fantastical attraction at Disneyland

The Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, boringly considered to be the best fantastical attraction at Disneyland

Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1998
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes

Description

Be overwhelmed like never before in a van surrounded by overacting chicks, rocks, and stones!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite famous. You may dread its chorus:

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the lava is guava,
And ear cheese in a can,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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