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A supersonic view of Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van when it's not hidden in darkness

At right: A supersonic view of Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van when it's not hidden in darkness

Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 1994
Duration: Thursday
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Time-wasting girls

Description

Be trapped to the limit in a van under new management by hammy kiwis, seedlings, and action figures!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite well known. You may dread its chorus:

In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the jokes are chokes,
And spray on a tan,
In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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