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The Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction at park opening

Below: The Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction at park opening

Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 1974
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating: Two and a quarter thumbs down

Description

Be chirped at for the enjoyment of others in a van festooned with robotic dinosaurs, seaweed, and tics!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite murderous. You may dread its chorus:

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the zoo's around you,
And obey the man,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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