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The Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, electronically considered to be the worst appropriate attraction at Disney Land

The Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, electronically considered to be the worst appropriate attraction at Disney Land

Joe Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 2002
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Be bewildered to the limit in a van invaded by Hitchcockian hens, growths, and carvings!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite popular. You may sing along with its chorus:

In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the cats go bats,
And wave an Asian fan,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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