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The Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room attraction, terminally considered to be the only dismal attraction at Disneyland

The Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room attraction, terminally considered to be the only dismal attraction at Disneyland

Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 1989
Duration: 159 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Three and a quarter pixies

Description

Be entertained as usual in a room festooned with Hitchcockian emus, pollen, and tics!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite dangerous. You may remember its chorus:

In our pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
In our pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
All the days turn grey,
And we fortell doom,
In our pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room.

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