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The Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room ride as seen from the top of a showcase

The Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room ride as seen from the top of a showcase

Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: January 26, 1973
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Zero princesses (by www.DisneyBadger.net)

Description

Be smothered against your will in a room surrounded by hammy kiwis, seedlings, and statues!

Theme Song

This ride's theme song is quite dangerous. You may fear its chorus:

In a pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
In a pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
All the birds say words,
And the glasses croon,
In a pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room.

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