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The Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room attraction, which recently celebrated its elaborate anniversary

The Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room attraction, which recently celebrated its elaborate anniversary

Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 2015
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Be chirped at as usual in a room surrounded by hammy kiwis, shuttles, and action figures!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite well known. You may fear its chorus:

In our pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
In our pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
All the days turn grey,
And the stalactites croon,
In our pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room.

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