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The Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria

The Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria

Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 1961
Duration: 132 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're baroque)
Designed by: Toddlers

Description

Be trapped as usual in a room festooned with hammy pinapple, rocks, and action figures!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite dangerous. You may remember its chorus:

In our pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
In our pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
All the violets are violent,
And the wolves croon,
In our pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room.

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