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The Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room attraction, which recently celebrated its turbulent anniversary

The Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room attraction, which recently celebrated its turbulent anniversary

Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1982
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Be insulted to the limit in a room surrounded by overacting robots, plants, and stones!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite galactic. You may sing along with its chorus:

In your pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
In your pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
All the mice are nice,
And the models croon,
In your pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room.

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