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The Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room attraction, dangerously boring in the afternoon sunlight

The Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room attraction, dangerously boring in the afternoon sunlight

Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 24, 1992
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Never popular with: Millionaires

Description

Be smothered for the enjoyment of others in a room under new management by showtune-spouting fairies, seeds, and action figures!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite famous. You may fear its chorus:

In your pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
In your pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
All the nerds sing words,
And we fortell doom,
In your pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room.

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