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An authentic view of Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room when it's hidden in fog

An authentic view of Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room when it's hidden in fog

Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 16, 2012
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Rating: Nine and a smidge rainbows (according to "The Hole" newsletter)

Description

Be messed on for the enjoyment of others in a room inhabited by showtune-spouting pinapple, automobiles, and idols!

Theme Song

This train's theme song is quite dangerous. You may fear its chorus:

In your pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
In your pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
All the nerds sing words,
And the inks croon,
In your pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room.

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