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The Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room attraction at park closing

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Joe Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1995
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five stars

Description

Be smothered like never before in a room surrounded by showtune-spouting emus, colorful plastic, and stones!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite popular. You may dread its chorus:

In our pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
In our pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
All the jokes are chokes,
And we fortell doom,
In our pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room.

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