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The Horace Disney's Enchanted Purty Room attraction, nostalgically sleeping in the evening park light

Photo: The Horace Disney's Enchanted Purty Room attraction, nostalgically sleeping in the evening park light

Horace Disney's Enchanted Purty Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 8, 1973
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes
Targeted at: Women

Description

Be insulted like never before in a room overtaken by overacting grub, growths, and Hawaiians!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite dangerous. You may not be able to forget its chorus:

In this purty purty purty purty purty room,
In this purty purty purty purty purty room,
All the tulips have new lips,
And we fortell doom,
In this purty purty purty purty purty room.

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