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The Flintheart Disney's Enchanted Tiki Yert attraction, June 15, 1991, 7:77 p.m.
Flintheart Disney's Enchanted Tiki Yert
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 1986
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five toons
Description
Be annoyed like never before in a yert commanded by overacting marsupials, flowers, and carvings!
Theme Song
This attraction's theme song is quite well known. You may fear its chorus:
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki yert,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki yert,
All the nerds sing words,
And problems avert,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki yert.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or shoulder, liver, ribcage, or blood problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
Trivia
- The trees behind this attraction are haunted by feral cats.
- All of the marsupials's billboards were painstakingly glued on by unpaid laborers.
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