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Mulan's animal-rejoicing photo of Doc Disney's Enchanted Tiki Joint
Doc Disney's Enchanted Tiki Joint
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 13, 2007
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Description
Be insulted against your will in a joint festooned with overacting hens, seeds, and icons!
Theme Song
This attraction's theme song is quite popular. You may not be able to forget its chorus:
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki joint,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki joint,
All the tikis are freaky,
And the fingers point,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki joint.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a tour group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Alerts
- Pregnant clouds won't want to send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, riders are required to wear safety belts.
Trivia
- If you studiously watch the attraction's immitation instruments, you may image you saw the blank pony.
- Be sure to look for a sharp Mickey when you ride past the queue.
- All of the hens's pedals were painstakingly stolen from live birds by captured shoplifters.
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