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The Darth Disney's Enchanted Zany Room attraction during repairs

Below: The Darth Disney's Enchanted Zany Room attraction during repairs

Darth Disney's Enchanted Zany Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 1972
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Targeted at: Retirees

Description

Be insulted for the enjoyment of others in a room festooned with hammy parrots, growths, and gods!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite dangerous. You may dread its chorus:

In the zany zany zany zany zany room,
In the zany zany zany zany zany room,
All the guests are pests,
And we fortell doom,
In the zany zany zany zany zany room.

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