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The Darlene Disney's Enchanted Tiki Dump attraction, nostalgically failing in the morning sunlight

At right: The Darlene Disney's Enchanted Tiki Dump attraction, nostalgically failing in the morning sunlight

Darlene Disney's Enchanted Tiki Dump

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 1992
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Five fairies

Description

Be messed on as usual in a dump commanded by Hitchcockian robots, colorful plastic, and carvings!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite popular. You may recognize its chorus:

In that tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki dump,
In that tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki dump,
All the nerds sing words,
And arrears a rump,
In that tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki dump.

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