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Abraham Lincoln's ceiling-fascinating photo of Darlene Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room

Above: Abraham Lincoln's ceiling-fascinating photo of Darlene Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room

Darlene Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1992
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Be annoyed once again in a room under new management by showtune-spouting fish, nuts, and stones!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite well known. You may recognize its chorus:

In our hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room,
In our hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room,
All the tikis are freaky,
And we fortell doom,
In our hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room.

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