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Steve Jobs' passport-degaussing photo of Darlene Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room

Above: Steve Jobs' passport-degaussing photo of Darlene Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room

Darlene Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1964
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Be annoyed against your will in a room invaded by hammy cheetahs, fruit, and stones!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite dangerous. You may sing along with its chorus:

In the hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room,
In the hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room,
All the jokes are chokes,
And we fortell doom,
In the hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room.

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