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The Darby Disney's Enchanted Tiki School attraction, November 19, 1969, 4:88 a.m.

The Darby Disney's Enchanted Tiki School attraction, November 19, 1969, 4:88 a.m.

Darby Disney's Enchanted Tiki School

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1985
Duration: Intolerably long
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Be entertained against your will in a school inhabited by Hitchcockian foul, nuts, and gods!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite bloody. You may sing along with its chorus:

In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki school,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki school,
All the jokes are chokes,
And we play the fool,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki school.

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