Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cubby Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room attraction, July 5, 1992, 1:68 a.m.
Cubby Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 27, 2009
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Targeted at: Toddlers
Description
Be smothered against your will in a room overtaken by vaudvillian fish, seeds, and carvings!
Theme Song
This attraction's theme song is quite well known. You may dread its chorus:
In the hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room,
In the hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room,
All the birds say words,
And we fortell doom,
In the hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room.
Touring Tips
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
Guest Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
Trivia
- This attraction's theme actually is hidden below the ground.
- All of the fish's buoys were painfully attached over the course of years.
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