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The Cubby Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room attraction, violently missing in the shrouded park light

The Cubby Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room attraction, violently missing in the shrouded park light

Cubby Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 5, 1973
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Targeted at: Money-grubbing mothers

Description

Be insulted to the limit in a room under new management by robotic marsupials, rocks, and tikis!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite famous. You may dread its chorus:

In this hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room,
In this hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room,
All the pets take bets,
And we fortell doom,
In this hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room.

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