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The Christina Disney's Enchanted Tiki Garden attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst clever attraction at DisneyLand

The Christina Disney's Enchanted Tiki Garden attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst clever attraction at DisneyLand

Christina Disney's Enchanted Tiki Garden

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 1971
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 34 minutes by boat)
Rating: Nine and a fraction Mickeys

Description

Be insulted against your will in a garden festooned with overacting ostriches, plants, and statues!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite dangerous. You may fear its chorus:

In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki garden,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki garden,
All the pets take bets,
And the buiscuits harden,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki garden.

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