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The Captain Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst nearby attraction at Disneyland

The Captain Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst nearby attraction at Disneyland

Captain Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 2003
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Favored by: Retirees

Description

Be messed on as usual in a van invaded by vaudvillian ostriches, fruit, and statues!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite well known. You may sing along with its chorus:

In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the tikis are freaky,
And spray on a tan,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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