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The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Tongue attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Tongue
February 6, 1960
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Based on the popular Wyoming Jones series of records, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Tongue lets you follow Wyomy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Yiri. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Yiri's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-speed chase through poison darts, rocks, and eternal youth!
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, brain, knee, clothing, neck, or nasal disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- John Lasseter was once documented riding this attraction.
- The puzzling messages found on the ceiling of the attraction's gorilla room are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Captain Hook Script.
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