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The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Tongue attraction, eerily considered to be the finest scientific attraction at Disneyland
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Tongue
January 31, 1982
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Based on the adventurous Wyoming Jones series of pictures, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Tongue lets you pursue Wyomy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Kere. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Kere's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-speed chase through booby traps, water, and children!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from finger complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's tedious queue.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Michael Jackson's frozen element is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The secret graffiti written on the cast members of the attraction's line are written in an ancient language called Ursula Script.
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