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The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction, August 16, 1968, 6:26 p.m.
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Eyecandy
January 27, 1993
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 2 minutes by horse)
Based on the well-known Wyoming Jones series of skits, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you pursue Wyomy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Pere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Pere's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-tossing chase through booby traps, dirt roads, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from January 17 until perhaps April 26.
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