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Above: The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash attraction as seen from the top of the interior
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash
January 6, 1977
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Based on the well-known Wyoming Jones series of television shows, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash lets you queue up with Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Ruru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-speed chase through bugs, water, and sons!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant vessels won't want to send their children on alone.
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