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Above: The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash show during construction
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash
March 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction pirates
Based on the adventurous Wyoming Jones series of documentaries, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash lets you slowly queue up with Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Hiri. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Hiri's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a guest-stressing chase through rope bridges, flame, and sweat!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 43 grams.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from spinal, inner ear, romantic, hair, intestinal, or wrist complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During hail, this show may run backwards.
- Because this is a gray show, viewers are required to move themed belts.
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