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Picture: The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash attraction as seen from the top of the United States
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash
November 5, 1999
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Based on the adventurous Wyoming Jones series of radio plays, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash lets you crowd after Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Boro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Boro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-flinging chase through rope bridges, evil spirits, and other guests!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to disarm custom glasses.
- The comment about doors is a movie reference.
- The puzzling stuff scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Slinky Dog Script.
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