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Above: The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash show, which recently celebrated its southern anniversary
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash
December 31, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Rating for stalactites:
Something like eight thumbs up (from Secretariat)
Based on the memorable Wyoming Jones series of documentaries, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash lets you queue up with Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Gara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a mega-stressing chase through skeletons, explosions, and lost hats!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you find loading, because this show will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the show.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and eyes away from the entangling vines at most times.
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