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Above: The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash thrill ride, eerily considered to be the worst senior thrill ride at Disneyland
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash
April 1, 1963
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Based on the obscure Wyoming Jones series of movies, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash lets you queue up with Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Sere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Sere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-speed chase through booby traps, fire, and eternal youth!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into another attraction.
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