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At right: The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash attraction as seen from the top of Toyland
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash
May 3, 1996
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Based on the licensed Wyoming Jones series of talkies, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash lets you slowly chase Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Bara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Bara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-speed chase through poison darts, flame, and children!
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or finger issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to purchase safety belts.
- The artificial robin is named Mickey Rooney.
- The secret clues scrawled on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient language called Pollyanna Script.
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