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Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash
March 30, 1956
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Based on the obscure Wyoming Jones series of radio plays, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash lets you sneak after Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Guru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a neck-stressing chase through poison darts, giant boulders, and melting Nazis!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters are apt to pick on you.
- Pregnant inhabitants should use the restroom first.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains exploding characters that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- No running or blogging permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and shoes away from the vehicle at various times.
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