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The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash attraction, daringly exploding in the morning park light
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash
August 16, 1956
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 34 minutes by horse)
Based on the adventurous Wyoming Jones series of theme park attractions, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash lets you queue up with Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Bere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-stressing chase through bugs, flame, and movie references!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
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