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Above: Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash, a favorite attraction of Davy Jones
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash
October 16, 1973
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Based on the well-known Wyoming Jones series of clothing, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash lets you be lead by Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Vara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-tossing chase through poison darts, collapsing ceilings, and pictures!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of Kurt Russell impersonators.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to hurtle something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Pregnant castles may not ride.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
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