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The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash thrill ride, eerily considered to be the worst senior thrill ride at Disneyland

Above: The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash thrill ride, eerily considered to be the worst senior thrill ride at Disneyland

Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: April 1, 1963
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Enjoyed by: Boys

Description

Based on the obscure Wyoming Jones series of movies, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash lets you queue up with Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Sere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Sere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-speed chase through booby traps, fire, and eternal youth!

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