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The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash attraction, February 4, 2017, 1:03 p.m.
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 1964
Duration: 156 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Description
Based on the lengthy Wyoming Jones series of dime novels, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash lets you pursue Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Wuru. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Wuru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-velocity chase through whips, water, and lost hats!
Touring Recommendations
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction before the holidays.
Information
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, unstylish haircuts, or liver or stomach disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful journey's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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