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Above: The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash
April 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 47 minutes by horse)
Based on the famous Wyoming Jones series of filmstrips, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyelash lets you slowly crowd after Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Viri's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-flinging chase through snakes, collapsing ceilings, and bruises!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, try something more exciting.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, fluctuating blood pressure, or lycanthropic or blood disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to hold your children and glasses (in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are filled with friendly rodents.
- The private words painted on the stone of the attraction's entrance are written in a childish code called Napoleon Script.
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