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Above: A recent view of Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Elbow when it's not bathed in tarps
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Elbow
November 16, 1994
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Based on the awesome Wyoming Jones series of pulp novels, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Elbow lets you be lead by Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Nara's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-speed chase through bones, evil spirits, and sweat!
- Because it is so elaborate, those in the know ride this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from tomorrow through January 30.
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