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Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Elbow
March 22, 2008
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Based on the awesome Wyoming Jones series of records, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Elbow lets you queue up with Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Fara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Fara's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-flinging chase through poison darts, dirt roads, and endless wealth!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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