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The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Elbow attraction, August 13, 1977, 6:97 p.m.
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Elbow
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 1980
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 4 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Description
Based on the memorable Wyoming Jones series of graphic novels, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Elbow lets you follow Wyomy into the altar of the ancient goddess Vuru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Vuru's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-flinging chase through bones, darkness, and endless wealth!
Touring Recommendations
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to find something soothing.
Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Darkness may be too unsettling for tweens.
- Waiting may occur.
Trivia
- The unused areas near this attraction are overrun with feral cats.
- The mysterious stuff written on the ceiling of the attraction's exit are written in a childish code called Wendy Darling Script.
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