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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Malicious Eyesore attraction as seen from the top of Toontown
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Malicious Eyesore
October 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter dollars
Based on the marketable Wisconsin Jones series of television shows, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Malicious Eyesore lets you follow Wiscy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Kere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Kere's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a ultra-flinging chase through bones, dirt, and random curses!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something calmer.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, bad haircuts, or lycanthropic, familial, attention-span, inner ear, immunological, or liver disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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