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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Nasty Lip attraction, privately considered to be the worst unidentified attraction at Disneyland
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Nasty Lip
November 18, 1974
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Based on the geeky Wisconsin Jones series of documentaries, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Nasty Lip lets you pursue Wiscy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Furu's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-speed chase through bugs, flame, and lost hats!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an universal maid.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Some historians say that this attraction is home of the disturbed haunt of a former guest.
- The mysterious clues written on the cast members of the attraction's chipmunk room are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Marlin Script.
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