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At right: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Mean Elbow attraction, which recently celebrated its metal anniversary
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Mean Elbow
June 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Based on the marketable Wisconsin Jones series of movies, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Mean Elbow lets you be lead by Wiscy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Zoro's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-flinging chase through bones, explosions, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or wrist, kidney, elbow, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Coincident to a 1982 reworking, new characters were reworked in the entrance scene.
- The secret clues written on the cast members of the attraction's wheelchair room are written in a childish font called Chernabog Script.
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