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At right: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Tongue attraction, temptingly considered to be the best visual attraction at Disney Land
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Tongue
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1983
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Family reunions
Description
Based on the well-known Wisconsin Jones series of talkies, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Tongue lets you queue up with Wiscy into the museum of the ancient goddess Diri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Diri's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a lunch-speed chase through rats, rocks, and sweat!
Touring Recommendations
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at your party.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny nose or wrist, lycanthropic, chest, ankle, attention-span, or elbow problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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