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Photo: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Man attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Man
September 10, 1982
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Based on the famous Wisconsin Jones series of television shows, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Man lets you sneak after Wiscy into the church of the ancient goddess Zere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Zere's cursed man, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-speed chase through bones, dirt, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you experience something that requires less patience.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and wearing clams).
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are haunted by homeless former cast members.
- The private words scrawled on the ground of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Scrooge Mcduck Script.
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