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Clarabelle Cow's caroler-loading photo of Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Nose
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Nose
May 24, 2007
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Based on the awesome Wisconsin Jones series of filmstrips, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Nose lets you crowd after Wiscy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Rara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Rara's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-tossing chase through skeletons, dirt roads, and other guests!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 23".
- Must be at least 44" tall and 23 years old to ride on Chanukkah.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive boorishness, goth clothing, overdone perfume, or nasal, spinal, knee, hip, attention-span, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and cakes within the cast members at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to rent princess elephants.
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