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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Nose attraction at park closing
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Nose
December 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Three guests (from "The Book" gossip column)
Based on the popular Wisconsin Jones series of talkies, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Nose lets you sneak after Wiscy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Puru's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-flinging chase through poison darts, water, and other guests!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or kidney or spinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to obtain safety glasses.
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