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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Nose attraction during construction
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Nose
April 6, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Zero mice (according to Monstro)
Based on the marketable Wisconsin Jones series of stage plays, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Nose lets you queue up with Wiscy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Qere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Qere's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-speed chase through skulls, dirt, and animatronics!
- Because it is so aluminum, it is best to ride this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from hysterical blindness, high blood pressure, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from February 11 to June 12.
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