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Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Nose, a favorite train of Practical Pig
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Nose
October 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're brutal)
Based on the famous Wisconsin Jones series of documentaries, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Nose lets you slowly chase Wiscy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Luru's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-speed chase through snakes, giant boulders, and lost hats!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Unborn infants may ride.
- During inclement weather, this train may explode.
- This train closes at dusk.
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