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The Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Tongue attraction, January 4, 2003, 2:37 p.m.
Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Tongue
December 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Washington Jones series of manga, Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Tongue lets you queue up with Washy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Turu's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a guest-tossing chase through skeletons, dirt roads, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- Yawning may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and glasses away from the attraction at various times.
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