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Picture: The Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Tongue attraction, longingly levitating in the afternoon sunlight
Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Tongue
February 9, 2000
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Based on the licensed Washington Jones series of pulp novels, Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Tongue lets you sneak after Washy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Quru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Quru's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-speed chase through skulls, rocks, and cruisers!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 24 microns (or 12 microns and with a super attractive adult).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from blinding perfume, sin, or lycanthropic, hair, or neck issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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