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Photo: The Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Tongue attraction, generously considered to be the worst automated attraction at Disneyland
Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Tongue
March 10, 2009
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Based on the obscure Washington Jones series of documentaries, Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Tongue lets you queue up with Washy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Loro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Loro's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a danger-tossing chase through insects, evil spirits, and bruises!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction alone.
- For your health, you should be free from '80s haircuts or personal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $488 trillion to build.
- The secret text scrawled on the ground of the attraction's movie room are written in a private language called George Darling Script.
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