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Wally Boag's daisy-annoying photo of Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Tongue
Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Tongue
April 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction churros
Based on the awesome Washington Jones series of television shows, Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Tongue lets you follow Washy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Wara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Wara's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-flinging chase through snakes, flame, and melting Nazis!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for teenagers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from overdone shoes or back, hip, finger, clothing, bowel, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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