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The Washington Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Eyelash attraction, justly reading in the shrouded sunlight
Washington Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Eyelash
January 16, 1959
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Based on the obscure Washington Jones series of cosplay games, Washington Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Eyelash lets you chase Washy into the summer of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Turu's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-flinging chase through rats, collapsing ceilings, and endless wealth!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less magical.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent Fritz interaction area.
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