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The Washington Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Toe attraction, September 17, 1997, 2:12 a.m.
Washington Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Toe
December 6, 1983
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Based on the obscure Washington Jones series of pulp novels, Washington Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Toe lets you be lead by Washy into the summer of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Vara's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a neck-stressing chase through rats, explosions, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and shoes inside the vehicle at all times.
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