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The Washington Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Toe attraction, January 3, 2007, 9:58 a.m.
Washington Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Toe
December 2, 1984
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Based on the well-known Washington Jones series of theme park attractions, Washington Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Toe lets you be lead by Washy into the summer of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Koro's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a danger-speed chase through poison darts, steam, and children!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and being carried).
- Contains imaginary scenes that may panic service animals.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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