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The Washington Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Statue attraction during refurbishment
Washington Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Statue
November 30, 1972
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 7 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Based on the well-known Washington Jones series of cosplay games, Washington Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Statue lets you queue up with Washy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Ziri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Ziri's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a danger-velocity chase through poison darts, giant boulders, and sweat!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something shorter.
- Special effects may be too startling for young adults.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to buy themed pants.
- Darth Maul originally intended for this attraction to display live parts.
- The private stuff written on the walls of the attraction's exit are written in a secret cypher called Esmeralda Script.
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