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Above: The Washington Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Statue attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary
Washington Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Statue
March 5, 1960
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Based on the obscure Washington Jones series of cosplay games, Washington Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Statue lets you queue up with Washy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Zoro's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-stressing chase through bones, water, and eternal youth!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from kidney, knee, spinal, shoulder, or back issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from November 25 until something like May 26.
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