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The Virginia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Triple Eyeland attraction as seen from the top of a mountain
Virginia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Triple Eyeland
August 2, 2013
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Based on the popular Virginia Jones series of documentaries, Virginia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Triple Eyeland lets you queue up with Virgy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Zara. Aboard your scientific jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Zara's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a maximum-velocity chase through bugs, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to try something more stimulating.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby character autograph location.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from odd allergies or back, liver, hip, blood, brain, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The first chest on this attraction is named for Dumbo's cougar.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the first room.
- The puzzling clues found on the ground of the attraction's badge room are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Bambi Script.
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