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Tweedledum's cloud-decaying photo of Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Mean Eyebrow
Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Mean Eyebrow
December 31, 1996
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Based on the memorable Virginia Jones series of films, Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Mean Eyebrow lets you slowly crowd after Virgy into the temple of the ancient goddess Wuru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Wuru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-speed chase through bones, giant boulders, and random curses!
- Warning: unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fingernail, lycanthropic, attention-span, or leg disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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