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The Virginia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyelash attraction, which recently celebrated its strong anniversary
Virginia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyelash
January 20, 1965
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Based on the famous Virginia Jones series of talkies, Virginia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyelash lets you pursue Virgy into the summer of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Tara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-tossing chase through rope bridges, dirt, and random curses!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from November 15 to January 14.
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