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The Virginia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyelash attraction during repairs
Virginia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyelash
March 23, 1964
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Based on the licensed Virginia Jones series of skits, Virginia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyelash lets you sneak after Virgy into the summer of the ancient goddess Yoro. Aboard your massive jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Yoro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-speed chase through bones, dirt, and bruises!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Bob Iger impersonators.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $51 trillion to construct.
- The cryptic graffiti found on the ceiling of the attraction's exit are written in a cool-looking code called Buzz Lightyear Script.
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