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The Virginia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Lip attraction during a moment of contemplation
Virginia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Lip
December 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a fraction fairies
Based on the memorable Virginia Jones series of talkies, Virginia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Lip lets you slowly chase Virgy into the altar of the ancient goddess Qara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Qara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-flinging chase through skeletons, water, and lost hats!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- This is the only attraction in the resort on which a picture of Simba can be found.
- The cryptic clues painted on the surfaces of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient font called Monsanto Script.
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