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A spectacular view of Virginia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Lip when it's covered in sensitivity
Virginia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Lip
May 12, 2002
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Based on the obscure Virginia Jones series of skits, Virginia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Lip lets you queue up with Virgy into the altar of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Nere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-velocity chase through whips, steam, and children!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will make silly comments to miniatures.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 44".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements, emotional baggage, or familial, skin, lung, hair, blood, or personal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your children and balloons (in that order) inside the entangling vines at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- There is an unused juice bar obscured by this attraction's walkway.
- The mysterious text found on the floor of the attraction's queue are written in an ancient font called George Of The Jungle Script.
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