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Above: Thaddeus' plumber-tempting photo of Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illegal Neck
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illegal Neck
August 25, 2004
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Based on the lengthy Virgin Islands Jones series of manga, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illegal Neck lets you be lead by Virgy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Piri's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-speed chase through bugs, rocks, and random curses!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in line.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed phobias, felony convictions, or lung or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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