Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illegal Neck attraction at midday
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illegal Neck
April 4, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Based on the popular Virgin Islands Jones series of documentaries, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illegal Neck lets you be lead by Virgy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Toro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Toro's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-stressing chase through bones, rocks, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from philosophical requirements or brain or bowel issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.