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The Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Liver attraction at first light
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Liver
November 30, 1994
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Based on the licensed Virgin Islands Jones series of documentaries, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Liver lets you pursue Virgy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Suru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Suru's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-speed chase through whips, flame, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive hair bands.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at random.
- It is said that Darby O'Gill's frozen joystick is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- The cryptic clues scrawled on the ceiling of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient code called Pierre Script.
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