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Lilo's tiki-dusting photo of Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Ear
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Ear
October 15, 2005
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 2 minutes by boat)
Based on the adventurous Virgin Islands Jones series of radio shows, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Ear lets you pursue Virgy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Loro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Loro's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-flinging chase through poison darts, flame, and movie references!
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," lucky Disneyland hotel guests can imagine this attraction as much as an hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum width 45".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, garish makeup, or elbow or romantic complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and balloons away from the attraction at all times.
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