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The Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance attraction during a moment of contemplation
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance
December 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
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Based on the lengthy Virgin Islands Jones series of teleplays, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance lets you crowd after Virgy into the hut of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Vere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-flinging chase through bugs, dirt roads, and random curses!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or tongue, stomach, or neck issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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