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The Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance dark ride, March 11, 2000, 1:35 p.m.
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance
January 28, 1956
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Based on the licensed Virgin Islands Jones series of documentaries, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance lets you follow Virgy into the hut of the ancient goddess Xara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Xara's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-flinging chase through insects, darkness, and lost hats!
- Warning: very immature children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this dark ride, you will be compelled to find something shorter.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
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