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Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance
October 12, 2012
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Based on the geeky Virgin Islands Jones series of talkies, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance lets you pursue Virgy into the hut of the ancient goddess Buru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Buru's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-tossing chase through skulls, giant boulders, and sweat!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before taking them on this attraction.
- Before attacking this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something soothing.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph location.
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