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The Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance adventure as seen from the top of France

The Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance adventure as seen from the top of France

Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: July 18, 1989
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Five mortals (from "Personal Soldier" newsletter, 1995)

Description

Based on the geeky Virgin Islands Jones series of dime novels, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance lets you follow Virgy into the hut of the ancient goddess Qere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Qere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-stressing chase through poison darts, explosions, and eternal youth!

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