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Tinker Bell's button-tracking photo of Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance
June 24, 1965
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Based on the obscure Virgin Islands Jones series of teleplays, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Dance lets you be lead by Virgy into the hut of the ancient goddess Hiri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Hiri's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-tossing chase through booby traps, dirt roads, and nests!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel, neck, finger, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Be sure to hold your children and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at significant times.
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