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The Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses train at midday
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses
May 2, 2006
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Based on the geeky Virgin Islands Jones series of television shows, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you follow Virgy into the altar of the ancient goddess Fara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Fara's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a maximum-stressing chase through poison darts, water, and railroads!
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this train will be full of mannequins.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or singing along encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at various times.
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