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The Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses ride, terminally considered to be the worst invincible ride at Disneyland

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Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: August 9, 1996
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

Based on the geeky Virgin Islands Jones series of teleplays, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you slowly be lead by Virgy into the altar of the ancient goddess Roro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Roro's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a ultra-flinging chase through bugs, hot air, and eternal youth!

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