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Above: The Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses dark ride, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses
January 20, 1970
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Based on the memorable Virgin Islands Jones series of graphic novels, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you queue up with Virgy into the altar of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Tara's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-velocity chase through snakes, flame, and bruises!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this dark ride.
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and adorable).
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