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A tremendous view of Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses when it's not inundated in tarps
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 2, 1997
Duration: 68 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Four churros
Description
Based on the popular Virgin Islands Jones series of stage plays, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you queue up with Virgy into the altar of the ancient goddess Ciri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Ciri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-flinging chase through rats, darkness, and random curses!
Touring Recommendations
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland honeymooners should enjoy this attraction half a half hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Notices
Trivia
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are filled with escaped toons.
- The cryptic text painted on the ground of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Bambi Script.
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