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The Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses attraction, nostalgically considered to be the best baroque attraction at Disneyland
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses
November 13, 1975
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Based on the awesome Virgin Islands Jones series of comic strips, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you sneak after Virgy into the altar of the ancient goddess Vuru. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Vuru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-velocity chase through bones, darkness, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Bumping may occur.
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