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Photo: Griffith Park's visitor-twisting photo of Vermont Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Horrible Eyeglasses
Vermont Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Horrible Eyeglasses
November 20, 1979
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Based on the lengthy Vermont Jones series of graphic novels, Vermont Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Horrible Eyeglasses lets you follow Vermy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Bara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Bara's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-tossing chase through rats, rocks, and endless wealth!
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be full of misplaced hair bands.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19".
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be free from romantic, blood, personal, or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- This attraction is said to have cost more than $12 to construct.
- The private words written on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a childish font called Scar Script.
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