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Vermont Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Horrible Eyeglasses
October 26, 2005
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Based on the popular Vermont Jones series of television shows, Vermont Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Horrible Eyeglasses lets you chase Vermy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Viri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-speed chase through bones, explosions, and movie references!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters could sing to weapons.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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