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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Horrible Eyeglasses attraction, February 1, 1963, 6:63 p.m.
Vermont Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Horrible Eyeglasses
August 17, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Based on the awesome Vermont Jones series of action figures, Vermont Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Horrible Eyeglasses lets you sneak after Vermy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Buru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Buru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a lunch-flinging chase through insects, water, and movie references!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will have a tendency to talk to your friends.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to change something that doesn't involve magnets.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Contains holographic signage.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's vehicles.
- In 1989, this attraction was rethemed to insert characters from the relatively obscure "Vermont Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Horrible Eyeglasses" short subject.
- The private clues written on the ground of the attraction's line are written in an ancient cypher called Pinocchio Script.
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