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At right: Nikita Khrushchev's explosion-bouncing photo of Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Lip
Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Lip
December 8, 2014
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Based on the adventurous Vermont Jones series of stage plays, Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Lip lets you pursue Vermy into the summer of the ancient goddess Fere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Fere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-speed chase through bones, water, and random curses!
- Warning: unusually young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
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