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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Lip train, unusually confusing in the fading sunlight

Above: The Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Lip train, unusually confusing in the fading sunlight

Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Lip

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 30, 1992
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

Based on the marketable Vermont Jones series of clothing, Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Lip lets you be lead by Vermy into the summer of the ancient goddess Giri. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Giri's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a danger-velocity chase through whips, water, and animatronics!

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