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Picture: The Vermont Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Hand-Carved Wrist attraction at dusk
Vermont Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Hand-Carved Wrist
July 12, 1994
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're invisible)
Based on the well-known Vermont Jones series of films, Vermont Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Hand-Carved Wrist lets you follow Vermy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your shiny jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Xuru's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-flinging chase through bones, darkness, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum height 46".
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from November 5 to April 27.
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