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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Cobra attraction, which recently celebrated its sweeping anniversary
Vermont Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Cobra
November 30, 1996
Avg. queue length:
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Based on the famous Vermont Jones series of pulp novels, Vermont Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Cobra lets you be lead by Vermy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Dara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Dara's cursed cobra, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-tossing chase through skulls, hot air, and bruises!
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent zombies.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby Minnie Mouse photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or wrist, viral, inner ear, or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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