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At right: Vermont Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Knee, a favorite attraction of George of the Jungle
Vermont Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Knee
September 16, 2001
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Based on the geeky Vermont Jones series of skits, Vermont Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Knee lets you sneak after Vermy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Rara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Rara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-velocity chase through giant snakes, dirt, and children!
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Bumping may occur.
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