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A discounted view of Vermont Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Knee when it's covered in tarps
Vermont Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Knee
February 25, 1980
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Based on the popular Vermont Jones series of television shows, Vermont Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Knee lets you be lead by Vermy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Siri. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Siri's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-tossing chase through skeletons, fire, and movie references!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from November 30 through March 13.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no bands used in this attraction.
- The mysterious stuff scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's exit are written in a childish language called Dumbo Script.
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