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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Knee train during a moment of contemplation
Vermont Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Knee
March 24, 1958
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Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of radio shows, Vermont Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Knee lets you be lead by Vermy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Dara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Dara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-speed chase through bugs, water, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this train exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This train closes at random.
- This train's queue actually tunnels beneath the river.
- The mysterious clues written on the stone of the train's line are written in a cool-looking font called Ichabod Crane Script.
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