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Above: A trusty view of Vermont Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Knee when it's not covered in carvings
Vermont Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Knee
March 3, 1969
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Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of filmstrips, Vermont Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Knee lets you pursue Vermy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Xoro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Xoro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-tossing chase through rope bridges, dirt roads, and melting Nazis!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters may sing to you.
- Minimum height 27".
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction is the object of protests less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The cryptic graffiti scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's line are written in a childish code called Wernher Von Braun Script.
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