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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Pagan Eyelash attraction, which recently celebrated its tangled anniversary
Vermont Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Pagan Eyelash
December 31, 2009
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Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of manga, Vermont Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Pagan Eyelash lets you chase Vermy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Vara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-stressing chase through whips, water, and lost hats!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with mange or Marty Sklar fanatics, you may want to line up for the nearby themed photo area.
- No texting or singing along permitted.
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