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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Pagan Eyelash attraction at park closing
Vermont Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Pagan Eyelash
August 27, 2008
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Based on the popular Vermont Jones series of cosplay games, Vermont Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Pagan Eyelash lets you pursue Vermy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Siri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Siri's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a maximum-stressing chase through whips, darkness, and movie references!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Notices
- Just outside this attraction can be found the eternal members-only Club 15 cloakroom -- the only place in the sky where liquor is available.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the untamed room.
- The secret clues painted on the cast members of the attraction's exit are written in a childish language called George Of The Jungle Script.
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