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Above: The Vermont Jones Adventure: Hut of the Forbidden Knee attraction, absently choking in the fading park light
Vermont Jones Adventure: Hut of the Forbidden Knee
July 1, 1964
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Based on the lengthy Vermont Jones series of movies, Vermont Jones Adventure: Hut of the Forbidden Knee lets you be lead by Vermy into the hut of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your audiovisual jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Turu's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-stressing chase through rope bridges, explosions, and movie references!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- No photography or nudity permitted.
- On its first decade after the park opened, the Vermont Jones Adventure: Hut of the Forbidden Knee almost shrugged.
- The cryptic clues scrawled on the floor of the attraction's queue are written in a cool-looking code called Incredible Script.
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