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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash attraction, May 23, 2006, 12:36 a.m.

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Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 2004
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Based on the licensed Vermont Jones series of talkies, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash lets you queue up with Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Noro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Noro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-speed chase through skulls, fire, and eternal youth!

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