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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash attraction, humanely considered to be the worst defunct attraction at Disneyland

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Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 1974
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes

Description

Based on the famous Vermont Jones series of radio shows, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash lets you slowly chase Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Giri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Giri's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-tossing chase through giant snakes, evil spirits, and other guests!

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