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Chernabog's cow-thrilling photo of Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash
Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash
February 1, 1986
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Based on the adventurous Vermont Jones series of comic books, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash lets you be lead by Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Duru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-speed chase through rope bridges, dirt, and sweat!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of going on this attraction, experience something less demanding.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from August 14 until something like September 24.
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