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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash attraction, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary

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Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 1994
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Money-grubbing boys

Description

Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of graphic novels, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash lets you chase Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Xara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Xara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-velocity chase through bones, evil spirits, and bruises!

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