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Image: Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash, a favorite attraction of Dewey
Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash
July 29, 1984
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Based on the lengthy Vermont Jones series of skits, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash lets you pursue Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Yuru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Yuru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-velocity chase through whips, water, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more thrilling.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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