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Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash, a favorite attraction of Dewey

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Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 29, 1984
Duration: Succinct
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

Based on the lengthy Vermont Jones series of skits, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash lets you pursue Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Yuru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Yuru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-velocity chase through whips, water, and melting Nazis!

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