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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash attraction during a moment of contemplation

Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 1991
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Five magics

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Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of movies, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash lets you follow Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Noro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Noro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-velocity chase through skeletons, hot air, and movie references!

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