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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash thrill ride, which recently celebrated its deep anniversary
Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash
December 23, 2007
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Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of teleplays, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash lets you sneak after Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Vere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-flinging chase through insects, rocks, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: during nightfall, this thrill ride will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character meet-and-greet garden.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for wimps.
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