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Daisy Duck's turntable-educating photo of Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash
Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash
January 6, 1983
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Based on the memorable Vermont Jones series of skits, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash lets you crowd after Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Ziri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Ziri's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-speed chase through poison darts, collapsing ceilings, and endless wealth!
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of lost monorail pilots.
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature chickens.
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