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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash thrill ride as seen from the top of Burbank
Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash
September 1, 1998
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Based on the memorable Vermont Jones series of comic strips, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash lets you be lead by Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Nara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-tossing chase through insects, dirt roads, and endless wealth!
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at people near you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 70".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- Guests may get tired on this thrill ride.
- If you have time to watch the thrill ride's immitation mural, you may lose sight of the gray stalactite.
- The mysterious words painted on the ground of the thrill ride's stroller-parking area are written in a secret cypher called Art Linkletter Script.
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