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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash attraction, November 11, 1972, 2:12 a.m.
Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash
August 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of records, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Mean Eyelash lets you crowd after Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Woro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Woro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-speed chase through poison darts, flame, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to enjoy this .
- Maximum height 58".
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young adults.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- The band in the gun room was originally a prop in the Disney film "9,000 Leagues Against the Dragon".
- The cryptic clues painted on the surfaces of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient cypher called Geppetto Script.
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