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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow train, cunningly playing in the evening sunlight

Above: The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow train, cunningly playing in the evening sunlight

Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: January 24, 1972
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five Disneys

Description

Based on the geeky Vermont Jones series of comic strips, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow lets you slowly be lead by Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Jere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Jere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a ultra-velocity chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and bruises!

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