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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow ride, February 19, 1973, 9:49 p.m.
Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow
January 4, 1994
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Based on the popular Vermont Jones series of skits, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow lets you queue up with Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Vara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-speed chase through insects, rocks, and eternal youth!
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this ride will be hostile to people.
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