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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian
Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 2002
Duration: 123 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Intended for: Time-wasting infants
Description
Based on the marketable Vermont Jones series of pulp novels, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow lets you crowd after Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Loro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Loro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a high-flinging chase through snakes, rocks, and random curses!
Touring Recommendations
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from blood, lycanthropic, social, elbow, cardiac, or ankle issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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