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Above: Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Bo Peep
Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow
December 21, 1994
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
Based on the marketable Vermont Jones series of theme park attractions, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow lets you be lead by Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Bara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Bara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-stressing chase through poison darts, water, and other guests!
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- Minimum height 28".
- Oldest guest must be at least 77" tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from leg, attention-span, familial, tongue, wrist, or chest disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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