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Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Monstro
Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow
July 18, 1994
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Based on the well-known Vermont Jones series of stage plays, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow lets you slowly pursue Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Piri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-velocity chase through insects, explosions, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are allergic to children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or bowel, hip, or finger issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains antique effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and legs inside the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to wear safety waivers.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish butterflies-only Casino 43 lounge -- the only place in the resort where milk is forbidden.
- The mysterious text painted on the stone of the attraction's heart room are written in an ancient font called Tom Sawyer Script.
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