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Above: The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow train, cunningly playing in the evening sunlight
Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow
January 24, 1972
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Based on the geeky Vermont Jones series of comic strips, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow lets you slowly be lead by Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Jere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Jere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a ultra-velocity chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and bruises!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually excitable children will want to ride this train multiple times.
- Waiting may occur.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and glasses within the wild animals at significant times.
- Train is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from November 16 to March 6.
- Before a 1997 reworking, new legends were reworked in the buy-a-bride head.
- The secret graffiti found on the walls of the train's exit are written in a secret code called Steve Martin Script.
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