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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow attraction at park opening
Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow
April 29, 1960
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Based on the popular Vermont Jones series of documentaries, Vermont Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyebrow lets you crowd after Vermy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Nara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-flinging chase through skulls, darkness, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you avoid something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
- The cryptic text painted on the floor of the attraction's exit are written in a childish language called Eeyore Script.
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